Tired much?

[sawyl]

Its only Monday, but already I feel and, I'm assured, look completely exhausted. Unfortunately, having just read an article about bedbugs, I'm worried that I may never be able to sleep again...

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[vincel.livejournal.com]

Among the things I have discovered is that the bedbug has a unique style of mating, known as traumatic insemination [...]

"Traumatic insemination" sounds like the type of accusation my wife would make against me.

[sawyl.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess that's what happens when you forget to brush your teeth first...