One of the most supremely superb features of
Live from the Met is the absurdly snobby presentation tone, whereby the announcers insist on calling every one Mister and Ms, and would rather die than title the conductor with anything less than Maestro. Fortunately, the Guardian suffers from no such reticence and today it
muses at length on the Great Man's recent accident — he tripped and fell while ascending the conducting platform and has been forced to take the rest of the season off with a knee injury.
This lead to an examination of various unfortunate, music related, injuries concluding with the particularly unfortunate mode of death of the composer Charles-Valentin Alkan:
A pupil arrived at her piano lesson to find him dead, pinned to the floor by a bookshelf. Critics of this ostentatiously religious composer claimed he had been felled by a huge copy of the Talmud.
This is, obvious, the way I myself would wish to die, although I suspect that I'm more likely to be laid low by a copy of Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell than the Talmud. Sadly, after quickly cross checking the facts with wikipedia, it looks like the story about Alkan isn't true. Pity.