Physical degeneration

As you may or may not know, my week has been one of frantic activity. How frantic? Sufficiently frantic that I've only been forced to forgo my customary coffee break with vincel four times out of five.

Anyway, I think the strain is starting to tell: I've just noticed an extremely pallid strand of hair hidden amongst my elegant chestnut locks, which I'm blaming on the stress of this week, despite the fact that it's length suggests that it's a least three years old. Time to add a bottle of Grecian 2000 to my shopping basket...