Flu!

Feeling so ill this morning that I could barely get out of bed, I reluctantly conceded that there was no way in hell I was even going to be able to make it out of the house, let alone into the office, and emailed in sick.

After trying and failing to find a thermometer, not that one was really necessary, I realised I'd got all the symptoms of classic flu and settled in to spend the next 24 hours alseep.