Aubergines and class

[sawyl]

According to Sandy Toksvig, you can use aubergines to determine class. Her rules are as follows:

• A working class person looks at an aubergine and thinks, "What the bloody hell's that?"
• A middle class person looks at an aubergine and thinks, "Hmm, I could knock up some ratatouille"
• An upper class person looks at an aubergine and thinks, "I could incorporate that into my love life..."

And to think, I'd always considered the avocado to be the vegetable-based litmus test for class. What a fool I was...