Brevity

[sawyl]

I've totally decided I'm only going to post a totally short thing today, not because I don't have anything to say, cuz I so do, I've got like a billion things to say, stuff to say in like spades or something. No, I'm keeping totally quiet to keep up with the rest of the gang who are all like monoparagraphic. Not because they're all like out having a super cool time every night, as if, but because they can't type or something. Seriously, it's like watching a chicken peck at a scrabble set. A short sighted chicken. A chicken that has been totally beaked for factory farming. A chicken that's never like seen the Latin alphabet before.

Which totally reminds me, I so meant to blog this earlier, but I like forgot or something. The Grauniad, that total torch of like liberal understanding, had an article called Why I hate vegetarians today. I read it with like an open mind and I found that it was like totally fair or something: most veggies are totally annoying. They have like this whole zealous thing going on that's way off putting or something.