Get the crash cart...

[sawyl]

The signs don't auger well for today. I came in this morning to find my workstation had gone into a coma: pupils were fixed and dilated, and the patient was non-responsive to external stimuli. When I eventually managed to log in, I discovered that it had been laid low by a whole host of virus checking daemons that had all woken up at the same time and decided to chomp through all the available CPU and memory.