Pukatronic
Jul. 14th, 2005 10:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sawylAfter taking luncheon in the restaurant at work - for the inquisitive, my victuals consisted of macaroni cheese and salad - ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
vincel and I withdrew to the coffee shop to purchase postprandial espressos. As we headed out on to the veranda with our caffeinated libations I noticed, to my not inconsiderable horror, a pair of what appeared to be gentleman's undershorts lying discarded next to one of the benches.
This event, and it it's contingent thoughts, caused much vexation. Which of the many male employees, working in Her Majesty's service at the Freak Menagerie, was responsible for this heinous stylistic perfidy? My colleague suggested that it was possibly that the undergarments had been discarded as the result of some act of prestidigitation, the sort of legerdemain performed at a certain type of soiree in lieu of intellectual conversation, however I suspected that the person concerned had been forced by thermal exigency to discard said textiles and that, thus relieved, their afternoon travails were proving much less onerous than their daysprung duties.
vincel and I withdrew to the coffee shop to purchase postprandial espressos. As we headed out on to the veranda with our caffeinated libations I noticed, to my not inconsiderable horror, a pair of what appeared to be gentleman's undershorts lying discarded next to one of the benches.This event, and it it's contingent thoughts, caused much vexation. Which of the many male employees, working in Her Majesty's service at the Freak Menagerie, was responsible for this heinous stylistic perfidy? My colleague suggested that it was possibly that the undergarments had been discarded as the result of some act of prestidigitation, the sort of legerdemain performed at a certain type of soiree in lieu of intellectual conversation, however I suspected that the person concerned had been forced by thermal exigency to discard said textiles and that, thus relieved, their afternoon travails were proving much less onerous than their daysprung duties.
