Deglacification

[sawyl]

Things found whilst defrosting my fridge:

• A long forgotten ice cube tray
• Two cold packs
• Three empty jars of mayonnaise
• Some seriously out of date chillies
• A half full jar of pickled lemons
• Three quarters of the Ross Ice Shelf
• A spar from the Endurance

Unfortunately, I failed to find the remains of Captain Oates. Probably just as well. I'm not sure he'd be veggie.