All patched up

[sawyl]

I think I misjudged the damage I'd managed to inflict on myself this morning — the reality only really started to sink at 10am when I realised I was still dripping blood on my keyboard. I've now rectified this by plastering myself to within an inch of my life, leaving only a small area on my back to allow my skin to breathe — I've seen Goldfinger, I know what can happen in you're not careful. As a result of this drastic medical intervention, I now look like a cross between Pudsey Bear and the Michelin Man.