During this year...

Today's the day I get my school report. I wonder what my GPA will be; how many tardies I've had this year; whether I'll get an exemplary pupil or at a needs to improve, stuff like that.

I wonder if I'll blow my chances of a straight A if I spend the time in my interview grousing about unrealistic deadlines, unfair distribution of workload an d stuff like that. Probably.

Never ask a doctor...

A piece of friendly advice: never, ever, ask or allow others to ask vincel or doctor_squale about anything medical or you'll suddenly find yourself in Something About Mary territory.

In related news, here's a particularly fine nursing joke from my sister:

Q: What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?
A: Having to cough up somebody else's sputum.

Sick, but funny.