Never ask a doctor...

[sawyl]

A piece of friendly advice: never, ever, ask or allow others to ask vincel or doctor_squale about anything medical or you'll suddenly find yourself in Something About Mary territory.

In related news, here's a particularly fine nursing joke from my sister:

Q: What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?
A: Having to cough up somebody else's sputum.

Sick, but funny.