Food, no-so-glorious food

A quotation from a thing about food, inspired by recent news of crustless bread:

I suppose that hope largely died when Jamie Oliver's campaign revealed that most punters swam happily in a sea of illusion that whispered to them: "Oh yes, turkey that falls from the bag in radioactive-orange frozen spirals and wholly obscured by breadcrumbs that reappear undigested in the toilet bowl three days later are indeed made of prime cuts of organic birds. Enjoy!"

I have this feeling that my vegan tofu salad will seem extra tasty tonight.