Coughing up chunks

Today was better than yesterday. Why? Because I didn't have to put up with the Dinosaur Wranglers having an hour long discussion about sputum: colour, texture, crustiness, a telephone consultation with an accredited medical practitioner, this had it all. I'm seriously thinking of lodging a complaint with my management about my horrific working conditions...

Gothic humour

Just happened to catch For One Horrible Moment on BBC 7, a brilliantly funny spoof gothic story written and performed, in a perfectly deadpan manner, by Peter Bradshaw. Seriously recommended.