Swimming and omnivorousness

One can't help but feel that Michael Phelps' 12,000 calorie training diet is a sign of true patriotism: it's just so Elvis.

In related food news, I've decided to skip the hundred foods meme, cool though it is, on the grounds that I'm not an omnivore and, consequently, won't touch most of the stuff on the list. For, yes, my body is a temple; unfortunately, it's Stonehenge...