Books that can't be read in public

I know it's childish, but I keep getting the giggles whenever I consider reading my tutor's latest recommendation: Foucault's Discipline and Punish. I wonder if the title hasn't gained something in the translation...

Ready for my away day

I've spent most of this evening packing for tomorrow's team building away day. Essential items include:

• various pieces of waterproof clothing
• several changes of clothes
• running gear
• spare shoes
• bath ballistics
• emergency glasses
• picaresque lesbian novel
• toothbrush
• contacts
• hat and gloves
• selected essays by JS Mill
• spare kirby grips

I'm half tempted to take my swimming gear too, but don't imagine I'll get a chance to use it, so there's not really much point. Running on the other hand, shouldn't be a problem: if I get up early on Friday morning, I should be able to fit in an hour or so before breakfast. Well, I've got to do something to offset the calories in all the Kool-Aid I'm going to have to drink, haven't I?