Wraping up warm
Jul. 18th, 2007 08:56 pmI have seen many girls in nylon stockings, or even bare legs, and short skirts shivering in bus queues. These girls, I am told by my assistants, wear practically nothing under their skirts. They are therefore virtually unprotected in cold weather from the hips downwards.
I love that coy, "I am told by my assistants...", comment. It roots the article so perfectly in its time. As does the following comment about men's fashions:
Erythrocyanosis frigida is not seen in men on account of the protection of tweed trousers and underpants.
One suspects that, were the Prof writing today, the article would contain a hearty condemnation of the wearing of shorts in midwinter. Or maybe not, given the inroads made by heating technology — and global warming — over the last half century.