Regressing to a past life

[sawyl]

According to a complex computer analysis, my past life has been diagnosed as follows:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Arctic around the year 1250. Your profession was that of a chemist, alchemist or poison manufacturer.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life: You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation: You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.

Do you remember now?

Of course I remember — except for the whole being a chick thing, my past life was almost exactly like my current one...

Comments

[drspleen.livejournal.com]

Man, what a well thought out and time consuming system.

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ukraine around the year 1175. Your profession was that of a leader, major or captain. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
It always seemed to you that your perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson is to trust your intuition as your best guide in your present life. Do you remember now?

How could I have forgotten.

[sawyl.livejournal.com]

I've been wondering how it works. I suspect some form of Exordium experiment, possibly involving rats brains and scary electrodes.