Work faster damn it!

[sawyl]

After spending two hours fixing up the logical volume lossage on the Inorganic Idiot, the High Commander asked me - proxying for whoever he was speaking to on the phone - why it had taken me so long complete the work. I rather haughtily replied, "It was fantastically complicated and intricate and I didn't fancy trashing 15 terabytes of data just because some people have a misplaced sense of urgency." He accepted this response with admirable aplomb.