Where's my eject-a-bed?
Jan. 14th, 2008 08:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sawylDuring a discussion of the super high-tech Starry Night Bed, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
vincel spotted a missing feature: the spousal trapdoor.
This feature would, at the press of a button, cause the other side of the bed to hinge, depositing one's husband, wife, partner, lover, boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, insignificant other, mistress, toy boy, snuggle buddy, fuck friend or sexbot — delete as appropriate or, indeed, inappropriate — into the room below, should the commit the heinous crime of, say, telling you that you've slept through the alarm and that you're late for work even though it's really only 4am.
vincel spotted a missing feature: the spousal trapdoor.This feature would, at the press of a button, cause the other side of the bed to hinge, depositing one's husband, wife, partner, lover, boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, insignificant other, mistress, toy boy, snuggle buddy, fuck friend or sexbot — delete as appropriate or, indeed, inappropriate — into the room below, should the commit the heinous crime of, say, telling you that you've slept through the alarm and that you're late for work even though it's really only 4am.
