Caught by the sun

[sawyl]

Somehow this year, I seem to have been caught unawares by the power of Earth's yellow sun. Normally, I slather myself in sunblock to prevent any hint of UV coming in contact with my perilously pale exterior. But with this summer's terrible weather, I failed to get int in to the habit of applying block and now the damage is done: my arms have gone chronically freckly and it looks as though my feet are starting to go the same way.

If only some megalomaniac would build some kind of, oh, I don't know, giant sun-blocker, to finally realise mankind's oldest dream: to block out the sun...