Two minor amusements
Feb. 19th, 2009 09:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sawylA couple of amusing things from today.
Firstly a colleague who, on visiting the doctor with his sick daughter, mentioned that he too was feeling nauseous. His wife promptly put him in his place by attributing his condition to the fact that he'd just eaten his way through the entirety of a large pack of wine gums.
Secondly, the suggestion that the best way to reschedule awkward bits of work that involve staying overnight is to ask that they be arranged according to when one's wife is in niddah. Needless to say, the suggester was of the Gentile persuasion and motivated more by missed sexual opportunities than any great desire for ritual purity...
Firstly a colleague who, on visiting the doctor with his sick daughter, mentioned that he too was feeling nauseous. His wife promptly put him in his place by attributing his condition to the fact that he'd just eaten his way through the entirety of a large pack of wine gums.
Secondly, the suggestion that the best way to reschedule awkward bits of work that involve staying overnight is to ask that they be arranged according to when one's wife is in niddah. Needless to say, the suggester was of the Gentile persuasion and motivated more by missed sexual opportunities than any great desire for ritual purity...
