The wonder of Despondex
Feb. 24th, 2009 07:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sawylThe boffins have done it again. This time, they've developed a breakthrough cure for annoying perkiness:
Fortunately, thanks to the NHS, this sort of pharmaceutical treatment is no longer necessary in the UK. If you show up at a British hospital feeling overly chirpy, trained medical professionals will give you a photograph of Alan Johnson and tell you to contemplate it until your levels of hope and optimism return to normal.
Fortunately, thanks to the NHS, this sort of pharmaceutical treatment is no longer necessary in the UK. If you show up at a British hospital feeling overly chirpy, trained medical professionals will give you a photograph of Alan Johnson and tell you to contemplate it until your levels of hope and optimism return to normal.
