Writing in dread runes

[sawyl]

Oh dear goodness! Someone has harnessed the eldrich powers of TeX to create a document style so non-euclidian that it's mere existence is enough to put a whole generation of sensitive scions of Arkham's finest families in the funny farm.

I wonder how hard it would be to add it to my standard set of TeX tricks? Hmm...

ETA: The word placement works like a charm, but results aren't exactly flattering in computer modern roman.