NFS blues

[sawyl]

This afternoon, I was asked to look into some of the NFS performance problems and to come up with a plan to remove the worst of the bottlenecks. As soon as the subject came up I felt my heart sink and then later, after the discussion had finished and the full horror of the thing had sunk in, I found that I wanted to do nothing more than to lock myself in the lavatory and spend the rest of the day crying quietly...