Slogantastic wardrobe required

[sawyl]

I've developed a sudden and almost overwhelming craving for geeky t-shirts. In particular, I've decided that I think I need an I don't work here tee, which should prevent a recurrence of the recent incident when I was accused of working in the bookstore — I mean, I barely even work when I'm at work, so God only knows why someone would accuse me of working during downtime. They must have been like totally dozy or something.