Parkers for Christ

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Passing the local church on my evening constitutional, I was prompted to ask myself the question, "How would Jesus park?" After a few short moments of thought, a Thomasian answer occurred to me: "Jesus might park in any of number of ways, but He certainly wouldn't park His big ass Citroen C-8 so that it blocks both the cycle and pedestrian tracks that run along pavement."