Get Diogenes on the phone...

I've just seen a sign on one of the lavatory cubical doors saying "No entry, work in progress". I immediately thought to myself, "Finally, an honest government employee", but sadly, it turned out the building maintenance people were just installing new towel dispensers.

Twenty Questions

Guess who left work early to avoid the rain? Guess who doesn't have an umbrella? Guess who got caught in a downpour and got totally soaked? Guess, for a bonus point, where it isn't raining anymore?