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What I admire most about Simon Jenkins' columns for the Guardian is their admirable commitment to satire. Today's impressive display of cluelessness, ostensibly on the subject of education, is so full of cluelessness, non sequiturs, and conflations, it's either a masterpiece of irony or a very fine demonstration of Poe's Law in action:

Graduates in computer science are so inarticulate as to be unemployable. So says a consortium of prospective employers. The Higher Education Statistics Agency agrees. This week it put computing top for unemployability, along with maths, engineering and media studies. Students should switch from geek to chic.

But maybe that because, as the article later claims, 'Two-thirds of new jobs are in services, notably the much-derided "hospitality sector"' rather than being in science, technology, engineering, and maths. (The author deserves bonus irony points for sneeringly dismissing service sector jobs a mere handful of paragraphs after sneeringly dismissing the STEM sector)

The concept of "subjects", like the methods of teaching and testing them, are little changed from a century ago. So, too, is the claim that those of strictly specialist use – maths or, previously, Latin – are to “train the mind”.

One suspects that maths is only specialist in the sense that it underpins every aspect of modern life, where modern life is defined as the start of the 17th century...

In the 50s and 60s the best and most widespread science education was in Soviet Russia. It got Russia first into space, but led on to social and political collapse.

Correlation (and not even that really, given that the 1950s and 60s are not the 1990s) equals causation — drink!

We learned today from Ofcom that six-year-olds are more computer literate than grown-ups. They may need topping up with coding and security, but essentially they teach themselves. So why not spend school time helping them with what appears to be holding them back in the jobs market – and in life in general?

Yes, because a six year-old able to use a browser and send a text message is precisely equivalent to a computer scientist trying to determine why they are seeing increased levels of communication in an advection routine of fluid dynamics simulation when the problem is decomposed over thousands of tasks rather than hundreds...

ETA: I'm not alone in my views. The Good Doctor was so appalled that he lamented his lack of a physical edition of the Graun — he's switched to the digital version — to fling across the room in disgust...

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Having a big thing for the English cathedral tradition, I really love R3's midweek broadcasts of choral evensong. But despite that, my shallow atheist sense of irony can't help be mildly amused by the recent series of power cuts and acts of God that have knocked out some of the live broadcasts over the last month or two.

I know it's wrong to feel this way — I enjoy the services, despite not believing a word of them, and I feel bad for the people who've put in a lot of effort only to see things fail at the last ditch — but I just can't help myself.

I very much suspect this makes me a Bad Person...
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Whilst wandering through town, I noticed that one of the card shops had a two-for-one deal on valentines cards. Presumably each card pledges exclusive, undying affection to the recipient and comes complete with a sticker on the back saying, "Part of a six card set, not to be sold individually."
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I meant to post a link to Friday's insanely great Penny Arcade strip, the one satirising Wikipedia, at the weekend but I was waiting for the link to stabilise. It now looks like I've waited too long because life seems to have overtaken art.

I wonder if this might be a foretaste of what Web 2.0 will bring to all of us: our lives as a series of smash cuts where the time from the set up line to the punch asymptotically approaches zero...
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I've just seen a sign on one of the lavatory cubical doors saying "No entry, work in progress". I immediately thought to myself, "Finally, an honest government employee", but sadly, it turned out the building maintenance people were just installing new towel dispensers.

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