Slogantastic wardrobe required

I've developed a sudden and almost overwhelming craving for geeky t-shirts. In particular, I've decided that I think I need an I don't work here tee, which should prevent a recurrence of the recent incident when I was accused of working in the bookstore — I mean, I barely even work when I'm at work, so God only knows why someone would accuse me of working during downtime. They must have been like totally dozy or something.

House or home?

Sometimes I wonder if my parents are living in a house that has been turned into a library or a library with a few beds stashed in the few unbooked corners.