sawyl | I'm going to sit right down and write...

So, not time for bed yet? Nope. Ok, so, why not like, chimp on the web for a while. Hey, yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Let's do the what sort of novel should I write quiz and see what happens...

GenreChickLit
CHICK LIT! - Sweet, funny and sarcastic. You are
driven to write of real world career girls with
just a touch of romantic fantasy. Will a
handsome executive walk into your Heroine's
life? Will your Heroine ever reach that corner
office in the sky? You broke your teeth on
Cosmo magazine and Sex in the City is your
inspiration!

What Kind of Novel Should I Write?
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WTF? How, in God's belly button, can I possibly be a chick lit author? I smell a fix. I don't even own any chick lit, although I used to have a copy of Possession but my sister stole it after I totally foolishly left it unattended for like a few minutes, which suggests it might have been in the CL ball park or something.

Oh well, if there's like one thing I've learnt from watching Star Wars 196,833 times, it's that you can't escape your destiny, so I might as well like get on with it or something:

Polly got out of the lift on the third floor of her PR company, carefully clutching her decaf skinny latte whilst trying to decide if her new shoes made her look fat...

Fame, fortune, here I come...