Cats milk: the gourmet choice?

[sawyl]

Curious about the properties of cat milk — don't ask — I happened across the following, which reduced me to tears of laughter. Here's a particularly surreal snippet:

Cat milk always has a smooth finish and often has subtle seafood undertones, making cat milk a prized delicacy all across Europe.

With cat's milks robust undertones, cat milk is now joining the gourmet scene as one of the most coveted treats on the world. Let’s take a closer look at cat milk and see why cat milk is taking the world by storm.

Um, fishy undertones? In milk? I think I'll pass...